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f David

Also known as a “affidavit,” this is used when someone calls the police on their child’s mother, but then decides they don’t want her to be arrested, because then he would have to take care of the kid.
Hey Ms Lawyer… I can say I lied. Imma write a f David and say that.
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David

David is a faggot
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DAVID

This man has the largest cock in the world

they love big black oily naked man who cums all over there face
Many girls tried to suck on his cock but it usually turns out like
Girl 1: Is that cocky mc flurry because davids penis is so big
Girl2: woahhhh i want that inside of me
by BigCockMcFlurryDavid February 27, 2023
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David

When David is 54 years old he will receive unsolicited nude selfies from beautiful women - daily.
When David is 54 years old, he will receive unsolicited nude selfies from beautiful women - daily.
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David Bongailas

David bongaillas is a small minecraft youtuber with only 189 subscribers as of now. he makes only the most epic minecraft content!! He also plays minecraft with kylsibrplayz. please subscribe to him!!
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David h

Is someone you can depend on for a green card or for any illegal purposes. Avoid all his responsibilities and children except for the ones of the half his age woman he is trying to pursue with his controlling narcissistic ways. Lies thru his teeth to portray himself as a put together white family guy but is the devil in disguise. Takes advantage of woman who have their shit together and drains them of everything they have before moving in QUICKLY.
David h didn’t even show up for a video court date for his BIOLOGICAL CHILD but was in line for that green card for a random senorita and her offspring
by Anonymous81332 March 8, 2023
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David

A really suspicious man, could be gay or not...We don't know....
Me: yo, what's up David!
Him: *Slaps My Dick*
Me: Nah, you gay...
by DomiDICKs March 10, 2023
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