February 25th - Praise a Chris Day

Praise Someone named Chris on February 25th!

guy 1 - its chirs
guy 2 - its 2/25
guy 3 - lets praise him!
guy 4 - why?
guy 5 - February 25th - Praise a Chris Day

by 3dollarpackofhubbabubba November 9, 2021

chris hughes

Chris Hughes is the name of someone who enjoys praying on young children. At times he can be very caring and loveable, but when it hits, he becomes a predator/murderer/psycho capable of mass destruction. Anyone with this name usually has an I.Q score of under 85.

Chris Hughes has a micropenis.

by A. Huggies June 9, 2020

Chris

will say shit like “oh I haven’t played Mario kart in a while I might be kinda bad” and then wait for the countdown to hit you with “I played competitively on Japanese servers for eight years”

Chris is hella good at Mario kart

by Datchungis November 22, 2021

Chris Moment

A moment when someone does something sexual or makes sexual references.

oh damn look at those two kissing. thats such a chris moment.

by Xero Namikaze September 19, 2022

Chris

He would beat your ass if u pissed him off. He is dirty if he wants to be. He is kind with the people he loves. He is with an amazing gang. He works hard to beat his goal.
Chris is cool.

Friend: why is this guy so dirty
Friend2: dobt judge him by his looks if u are friends with him your life would change.
I love Chris

by Truthguy12 June 15, 2019

Chris' Law

Chris' Law: Established in the second half of 2011 by Christopher Lake, Chris' Law states that whenever something bad or "negative" happens, it is always the fault of Jackson Carmusin. Despite Jackson being of Jewish descent, this is in no way racist what so ever. This law was most likely established or "made up" while the creator of it, Christopher, was under the influence of drugs and/or alcohol. Despite this most likely being true, everybody follows this law. Those who choose to question the law WILL recieve an arrow to the knee, and those who give complaints about receiving said arrow, will recieve a Mike Tyson to the ear.

Example #1:
Michelle: I died in Mortal Kombat !_!
Tony the Brony: Look at Chris' law.
Michelle: Jackson -______-

Example #2:
Khaled: Well my mom smacked me... Again.
Jackson: That's my fault, sorry.

Example #3:
Hao: DKFLGSDGOWREAOFHGDOVSDHGADSGFASF
Rose: Jackson did it.

by MetallicYoshi64 March 11, 2012

Chris

The name of a person who has a really odd haircut, usually with a resemblance to a helmet. They can also be described as having a “Joe Dirt” hairstyle. Chris also loves to shit his pants in class and shoot smoogers from his nostrils. Chris is overall a solid dude and tends to get girls but never knows how to approach the situation.

I just shit my pants, I’m such a Chris.

by Jerwinastocus July 11, 2021