Car ride porta-pody

After drinking to much water on a long car ride and needing to go to the restroom. You stretch your partners jaw open so far they get lock jaw, and then you proceed to urinate in there mouth to the point that it drowns them

P1. Hey bro, can we stop. I have to take a piss P2. We don’t have time to stop let’s just do a car ride porta-pody.

by Toscanini March 14, 2021

Car Douchebag

Those dudes that drive around at 3AM max fucking throttle with the loudest possible cars.

Person 1: "Damn I was trying to sleep but was woken up by some Car Douchebag"
Person 2: "Me too, he must've been driving around neighborhoods to fuck up everyone's sleep."

by RathboneTheGoldHoarder July 9, 2022

Car

A sarcastic way of saying cat

“The crazy orange car beat up the dog and ran”

by Grif15 March 24, 2024

Car-shy

When you are to shy to pull up next to the car beside you.

I want to see the dog in that car but the guy is to car-shy for me to see in.

by Dark nuts January 19, 2015

Reverse Clown Car

When a person dressed in clown makeup puts multiple Hot Wheels in one or more of their orifices and removes them one by one, imitating multiple clowns getting out of a clown car but inversed.

Hey man I was doing a reverse clown car and I got your limited edition Power Ranger Red Ranger Hot Wheel stuck, so can I borrow a water bottle?

by Dr.Doodles March 25, 2025

Kimchi car

A cheap used car that is traded between service members as they come and go from duty in South Korea.

I bought a kimchi car from a GI for $500 last year but can easily get $750 when I return to the States in a few weeks.

by Kakeman January 17, 2018

extreme car simulator

a game most of you have played as children

y/n : have you ever played Extreme car simulator

someone: no , why

y/n : did you even have a childhood

by cheeznotfound_ July 30, 2021