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bros b4 hos

Male friends are more important than stupid female friends.
James's girlfriend wanted him to go to the movies with her, but James´s male friends told him "bros b4 hos!" and James went to the bar for drinking with his male buddies
by niggapleasemore January 16, 2009
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Bro-zone

Bro-Zone is the direct area around a male that is generally unacceptable to be in unless you are "getting it on". It is a spinoff of the more widely accepted O-Zone, which is the area around the Earth that contains the elements which make the planet livable for human beings. If someone unwanted is in your Bro-zone then it is in danger of being depleted, making it uncomfortable to exist until they leave.
"Homie in the bar was all up in my Bro-zone, he was like a CFC yo."
by sexualtyranosaur August 27, 2009
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Lax Bro

Matt Borda the Gonzaga lacrosse player who took the miracle shot at the championship game against Good Counsel.
All the laxtitutes want Matt Borda, the ultimate lax bro.

Every lax bro wants to be Matt Borda
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Bulgarian Bestiality Bro

Bulgarians who enjoy horse porn a bit too much, and are oblivious to the idea of deleting search history.
Hey it's Alex that horse fucker guy. Some call him the Bulgarian Bestiality Bro.
by Anon471 February 21, 2022
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Your mom bro

You: man I wish I have a mom
Your friend: at least I have a mom
You: *pun*
Your diedrip your mom bro
by Smortdude6578 June 9, 2021
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Sad Trip Bro

Said sarcastically or mockingly to someone who just finished telling a story about some problem or issue in their life that sucks but you don't really care about.
Goorgen: Dude, my girlfriend just dumped me, I got fired from my job, and now my mom won't let me play World of Warcraft anymore.

Chris: Awwww, Sad Trip Bro.
by Sevalley November 25, 2010
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Cool story, bro

A slightly more "polite" way of saying "I wasn't listening" and/or "I don't care"
Person 1: "bro, you should've seen all the bitches that were hanging off me last night"

Person 2: "cool story, bro"
by TrueHylian July 14, 2021
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