Karen: Hey Don, we gotta pay those bills or else we-
Don; WHY DID YOU LET GUMMY BEARS EAT MY STOVE HONEY?
Don; WHY DID YOU LET GUMMY BEARS EAT MY STOVE HONEY?
by DeKnees May 19, 2020
by Hellr👋 July 29, 2022
Part of a visable minority known as the lefties brenda bear doesn't like eating dill or being tall. spotting a brenda bear in the wild is rare and almost unheard of as they tend to hibernate for 12 months out of the year
by The black hobo May 26, 2022
by Desuado September 30, 2020
Used to explain someone's nature. Such as why they slept with someone or why did they do something stupid.
by Bbonemoney April 16, 2025
When you’re pushing for a dump but you’ve gotta hold it, and it’s just poking out. That’s a bear’s nose.
by Dudeson May 13, 2023
A person who pretends to have close relationships with others, even if they’ve only met a handful of times (or not at all), and frequently guilt-trips people into hanging out with them. The typical "A Bear" thrives on awkwardly inserting themselves into plans and conversations, often claiming they were “totally invited” or making you feel bad for “leaving them out.” They are the undisputed champions of emotional manipulation disguised as friendship.
"Ugh, I wasn’t even planning a party, but 'A Bear' heard about my Friday night and now I feel bad not inviting him."
"We barely know each other, but he’s pulling an 'A Bear' and acting like I’m his best friend from middle school."
"Be careful mentioning plans around her—she’s such 'A Bear' and will guilt-trip her way into it."
Pro Tip: If you encounter 'A Bear,' set boundaries or prepare for a guilt-fueled emotional rollercoaster.
"We barely know each other, but he’s pulling an 'A Bear' and acting like I’m his best friend from middle school."
"Be careful mentioning plans around her—she’s such 'A Bear' and will guilt-trip her way into it."
Pro Tip: If you encounter 'A Bear,' set boundaries or prepare for a guilt-fueled emotional rollercoaster.
by The ISM 85 January 15, 2025