I have a PET CESTODA and he is named TASMAN who is more important than me, my PET comes first that is what the little girls and little boys as well as what the babies want.
ANAL ALAN = ..SHIT.. which is SHIT IN SHIT and he can go lower BUTT my CAPSTANO PEPPER loving PET TASMAN is in charge and for my pleasure I GET SEROOUSLY GOOD STOMACH FUCKING.
by INSERT CAREFULLY September 17, 2021
Get the ANAL ALAN = ..SHIT..mug. I slipped my foot under my girlfriend's bum and gave her anal foot sex that made her jump out of her seat.
by stonedsamurai June 12, 2016
Get the anal foot sexmug. by bitchboy23 June 1, 2017
Get the anally stabbed myselfmug. A Damestic Anal Bead is a toy used to pleasure oneself or another
Terry was walking home with her ex and asked if he wanted to come over and use her damestic anal bead. Little did he know it was a trick question she was gonna use it on him.
Terry was walking home with her ex and asked if he wanted to come over and use her damestic anal bead. Little did he know it was a trick question she was gonna use it on him.
by Mysticsword958 January 16, 2018
Get the Damestic Anal Beadmug. Hairy Anal Bacon is when a man shits in his girls mouth and eats eats it out again and then spits it into her vagina and then fucks her until she bleeds.
by OwMyNine-inch-clit September 6, 2020
Get the Hairy Anal Baconmug. by blargalarga March 24, 2013
Get the holy mutha of analmug. improbably unpleasant and useless person
my ex-boyfriend's an anal wank stain
by bobbybollox September 8, 2009
Get the anal wank stainmug.