ur mom

the hottest woman in the world

wow, ur mom is so hot.

by eminem69420 November 6, 2021

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The best insult that anyone could ever use on someone.

1: Hey, what time is it?
2: Ur mom
1: Damn man you got me

by getJasonTodded July 21, 2022

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Ur Dad

He is Dead

FUCK UR DAD

by hijvjdfdffdsddsfsf April 19, 2022

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ur mom

a hot person that will be there for you even when u are at your lowest. always asking how you're doing cuz she's a mum duh. don't ever disappoint a 'ur mom' or you'll be a disgrace to the MILF clan.

"ur mom's hot"
"ikr"
"she got the looks and the nice and warm heart too. definitely a 10 if u would ask me:3 "

by i like ur mom March 19, 2022

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ur mom likes me and we made ur brother in front of you while u were sleeping on the couch.

ur mom likes me, and we made ur brother that one night you invited me over to watch a movie. we did it over you while you were sleeping. i came all over you. u thought u pissed urself when u woke up lmfao. i have such a big dick that urdad wants it to hahha.

by ballz_6934 January 4, 2022

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