Chris VAn Der merwe

a Fluffy guy that likes to eat hardly shares and makes strange noises while eating

another word for Chinese dick

hey its's chris van der merwe we him Rollin over with his Chinese dick

by ferdiedadysboy July 21, 2022

Chris

Chris is usually a tall slender athlete. He is usually not so good looking but kind in heart and easy to talk to you. He looks for long relationships and has a good taste in girls . Usually likes girls on the shorter side

Chris is a tall but his girlfriend is so short

by Puss puss boi December 28, 2018

chris habib

Chris Habs the king of many man who stay strapped and has a child named Omar who farts on people's left nuts

U serve under Chris Habibs legacy

by Possum476 July 1, 2018

chris

The man I am going to marry. He is beyond funny and the sweetest person I have ever met. He is the love of my life. Most def the cutest thing you will ever see. there are no words to describe how amazing he truly is. Chris is a hot piece of ass and he is all mine.I am so thankful to have him in my life.

Chris is the shit and i love him MORE.

by CHRIS N COURT November 10, 2016

Chris Marquette

the love of my life

chris marquette is the love of my life

by mynamejefffunnymemelol June 22, 2022

Chris

Chris is normally a shit siege player and tries to play with people who carry him. He normally rages when you call him trash and tries to come up with a comeback, but it takes him about 5 minuties to think of one. He has long twiggy legs & arms, no muscles and thinks he’s good at soccer. He also has a square head almost like Steve of MINECRAFT. He almost always gets the top marks in his class because he is a nerdy trihard and isn’t good at much else (siege).

Me: Chris your trash
Chris: at least I’m not donuting

Me: I have more kills than you

Chris: i have to get off, I’m not allowed to play during the week.

by PENTA IS BEST April 13, 2018

Chris

He is very energetic. He always knows what he is doing to help others with their problems. He is a very loyal person who will always be there when you need him. He can be very nice but when he needs to be mean, he will be. He may not have many friends, but the ones he does have, they care about him . He is an understandable person. ❤️

You are such a Chris

by Little Kitty 13579 April 17, 2020