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Jackass Trump 

Trump's fetish of sticking his dirty hands into the asshole of a mule. In order to get the shit nice and warm to moisturize his very orange skin with his eagle nest hair soaked in the piss of all his enemies and the mule. After this event the mule proceeds in kicking his tiny microscopic balls into next century, giving him a full half centimeter erection.
Yo that mother fucking trump just recorded his fetish known as Jackass Trump. That shit gave me mother fucking tumor on my dick my heart and brain. Gave the video -2000 out of 10. Wouldn't vote again.
Jackass Trump by Trump's doctor January 20, 2017
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Dirty Trump 

After engaging in sexual intercourse with a girl, you put oranges in her ass, yelling "Dirty Trump" as you pass through the door.
"Oh man, I gave that girl a Dirty Trump!"
Dirty Trump by seimejote February 16, 2017

The Trump Tan 

A shitty fake tan, where the skin around your eyes is far much lighter than then rest of your body. Most common in politicians and insecure white women.
*Person 1 comes back from the tanning salon*

Person 1: "Check out my tan!"

Person 2: "Why the fuck are their white circles around your eyes?"

Person 3: " Oh shit, you got The Trump Tan!"

Donald Trump Tan 

This is the color of Donald Trump’s skin. It’s a very orange fake spray tan look. It’s been ancient since the Trump’s took over America. So now when you go to your local spray tanning salon ask for the “Donald Trump Tan”.
That tan is so bad it looks like the Donald Trump Tan!
Donald Trump Tan by OliverSHOOK November 25, 2017

Donut Trump

when you cross donald trump with a donut
I ate a donut trump for blekfast.
Donut Trump by IQ300 March 7, 2019

Flaming Trump 

The act of giving your sexual partner a sexually transmitted disease, particularly one that causes a burning sensation in the genitalia, and subsequently blaming your partner, Democrats, and Fake News media for it, and wondering why they haven't yet been sued.
Jake totally gave me a Flaming Trump. First he said he didn't even have the Clap, all the while scratching his crotch like a dog going after a flea village on the back of his neck. Then he said that it was Fake News and that I should be sued for giving him the Clap he didn't have.

Donald Trump 

Donald Trump by Kalezon December 3, 2020