Daddy thigh massive

The most godliest person you will ever meet. They produce cum pasta from their toes and they have 69696969696969696969 foot long thighs.
They will suck your toes
They will also shove macaroni and cheese up your ass without warning

Daddy thigh massive please shove macaroni up my ass

by Father thighs January 1, 2021

ur daddy a fatty

Even stronger than ur dad lesbian and etc. but still weaker than no u and reverse card.

Example:

Howard: Hey faggot
Carl: Yo what you call me you lil' bitch?
Howard: ur dad lesbian
Carl: ur daddy a fatty
Howard: *dies*

by Uzufatty Clan December 17, 2018

llama daddy's kitchen

a five-star restaurant that delivers food using specially trained llamas.

E: Have you ever ordered from Llama Daddy's Kitchen?
A: Nope.
S: You loser

by eeeeeva January 11, 2021

baby daddy in law

Your baby mommas new man.

My kids step dad is my baby daddy in law

by Spaghetti dudette November 25, 2018

daddys football champion

What my non existent girlfriend calls me while having sex and is playing footsie with you, and her foot travels up to your crotch while drinking half sweet tea and half beer. A popular drink on a hot day in the south.

Yea he’s daddys football champion

by Idkwhatsgoingonwithlife September 22, 2020

bald headed daddy

the father of a spoiled girl who always gets what she wants

"i really want a new chanel purse"
"just go ask your bald headed daddy"

by minionluvr288 April 7, 2022

serial baby daddy

A man who knocks up multiple women and is likely to take no responsibility in his actions.

Guy 1: Did you hear Arnold got another girl pregnant?

Guy 2: What?! He's definitely a serial baby daddy.

by kingslayer1234 May 25, 2020