Wall pussy

The act of mounting a pocket pussy in to a wall to thrust ones penis in to until ejaculation occurs.

Frankie: What the hell is up with all the baby lotion Alfonzo?
Alfonzo: I chapped my penis while fucking my pocket pussy all weekend.
Frankie: Can I Share?

by GonzoTheWerido September 13, 2004

Mexican pussy

A pussy so loose you could smuggle things in it

Person 1: I've got a bunch of contraband that needs to be stored. The thing is that I have no idea of where to store it.

Person 2: Well my wife has a Mexican pussy. It's so loose that you could store all of that shit without anybody noticing.

Person 1: Awesome sauce!

by Steve September 16, 2008

pussy fart

In short, Alec Baldwin.

Last time "The Edge" was on TV I realized what a huge pussy fart Alec Baldwin is.

by Lorna January 8, 2005

poof pussy

When a women comes to your house, has sex with you, then instantly gets dressed and leaves as soon as you cum. No cuddling, no talking, no nothing. This leaves the rest of your evening free to hang out with friends, get a snack, or even just go to sleep while having the entire bed to yourself.

My friend really loves poof pussy and the rusty trombone.

by bathroom bobby February 3, 2010

pussy buffer

A member of the opposite sex seated between two straight men as a "buffer", in order to cut back on awkwardness. Often abbreviated "PB" in casual use.

Jenna, Dave and Carlos have their panties in a twist and won't sit next to each other. Can you go over there and pussy buffer (PB)?

by cannedpeaches July 15, 2010

pussy whacked

Pussy whacked- A man or a woman who has fallen incredibly in love and will sacrifice all diginity, pride, self respect and happiness for a woman who is undeserving of the love.

Grace: James I cheated on you
James: well thats ok I spose I can forgive that
(the man lacks back bone and balls he is pussy whacked)

by T8432 May 5, 2007

Pussy Couch

When someones mind is wrapped up in the thought of getting laid.

"John didnt do a bit of work today, his head was shoved into the pussy couch"

by Cole V. August 14, 2008