why is my bus driver playing mitski

a term originating from a tiktok video from user dannydawg95 filming themselves with a concerning shade of red on their face asking why their bus driver is playing a song by singer-songwriter Mitski, with a comment saying “I have a better question”. so basically it means asking a different question when there’s a clear elephant in the room

Person 1: I have a Pixar theory. Ian Lightfoot from Onward is the lovechild of Remy and Linguini from Ratatouille.
Person 2: Isn’t that a Disney theory?
Person 1: “why is my bus driver playing mitski” ahh question

by number31intaminglazer June 13, 2025

I love you play

Usually between sex with complete strangers, coming to an agreement beforehand, I love you play is a kink/fantasy play during sex where one would say I love you and the other would say I love you too.

Him: I love you
Her: I love you too,

Later on: him: glad we hooked up! That was fun. Great I love you play !

by Graywolf655 December 9, 2022

cats play when the dogs away

Phrase used mostly describing female behavior while her spouse is not around.

Cats play when the dogs away

by Bigbanklachezz December 15, 2022

Play Date

When you use the stall at work after your friend does.

"Just dropped the kids off at the pool. "
"Nice. I'm gonna see if they want a play date."

by TmDcM December 15, 2022

Playing With Your Parrot

A term used for masturbation.

Oh! Jesus christ Tommy! Are you playing with your parrot in the middle of this party!?

by Citysteak01 December 22, 2022

Wanna play?

When you ask your friends if they want to hangout.

Yo you guys wanna play?

by larki December 29, 2022

No play

No play means you get no pussy/girls

“This dude gets NO PLAYYY”

by eventhisusernameistaken December 30, 2022