May 16

Kiss or makout with your significant other. No excuse. If you don't then no balls.

Girl:oh shit it's may 16
Boy: you know what that means ;)

by Jackson'sballss May 13, 2022

May 13th

National ass pic day. On May 13th you gotta send an ass pic if someone asks.

You: Send ass piv?
Them: no
You: but it’s may 13th
Them: *sends ass pic*

by Argargargass May 13, 2022

May 16

national give a boy a kiss day

Hey its May 16: national give a boy a kiss day so give me a kiss

by OB_ben_dover May 13, 2022

May 16

May 16, National Hug your Girl Friend Day. No matter what happens that day YOU GOT TO HUG HER

“Bro it’s national Hug day, It’s may 16 I got hug my girlfriend”

by _s_i_m_p_h_u_b_ May 13, 2022

May 24

May 24th is the BEST day to be born on,
It is international thicc day
And, Queen Victoria's BIRTHDAY.
stay thicc and rule Britain May 24-ies.

Guy: He's born on May 24th? ayo no wonder he's thicc.
Person: Hey that's suspicious-

by Johnathan From Church December 31, 2021

May 22nd

May 22nd is slap specifically. a woman with glasses who was born on december 18th that is named Corrie

Me: hey Corrie, whens your birthday?
C: december 18th... why?
Me: *checks calendar* oh its May 22nd...

C: NONONONO WAIT FU- *gets slapped in the face* heck you.
Me: The day is saved!

by EddieBready December 31, 2021

May 1rst

National fuck your self day

Asshole go fuck yourself on may 1rst

by Jasonthatbooi January 5, 2022