funky with the monkey

Wild sex, crazy sex, or any sex that is just a bit more exciting than normal.

"Hey, you and Michelle hooking up on Saturday?"
"Hell yeah, and we're going to get funky with the monkey."

by chanito August 20, 2013

Monkey-rig

Makeshift repair or temporary contrivance, made with only the tools and materials that happen to be on hand. jury rig wing

We had to monkey-rig the car door so it would shut after the car accident.

by smarteepants May 10, 2012

flipping monkeys

incessant, continuous laugh over a simple item or object such as a toy, picture... usually associated with younger children possibly English in origin relating to the delight associated with children when viewing the monkeys in exhibits or shows in zoos, carnivals...

The baby went flipping monkeys over the new, cute toy we bought her.

by olllover December 30, 2011

monkey quiff

the hair protruding from the crack in an elderly mans arse.

''woh.. i can smell the coconuts on that old mans monkey quiff''

by tarzans balls January 6, 2012

Phlegm Monkey

The thick mouth mucous, spit out and retrieved by suction, over and over.

Larry played with a phlegm monkey, much to the dismay of his friends.

by Resafandrab July 11, 2011

Skank Monkey

An individual that enjoys being slapped in various non-sexual areas with male genetalia.

Dude, Sheila is such a skank monkey, she asked me to whack her in the forehead with it like four times.

by Ricky Bobby rumplestillskin August 19, 2011

PR monkey

another name for a spokesperson for a politician, organization or a company. just about any spin doctor.

Wow! BP's PR monkeys will have a hard time after the oil spill.

by JohnCaulfield October 24, 2011