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Money

The root of all evil. You should hold money in contempt; all it does is create endless problems. If you do happen to be sensible and know this already, don't let people know that you hate money because you will be judged for it, considering the fact that most people worship money and always want more of it, regardless of how much they currently have.

Money dictates your quality of life. If you have more of it, you are able to have nicer things because you can afford more without having to shoplift. Money is an evil system that only exploits people and destroys good things. Money also creates an unwanted paradox as well, because even if you hate it, it is virtually impossible to live without it, so you really can't just stop using it out of the blue. Society forces you to use it.

Money controls every aspect of society. People literally do what they don't want to do in exchange for a little bit of it, unwillingly; it's essentially slavery.
Although she works regularly, she does not have enough money to for food, hygiene, housing, and a vehicle. If money did not exist, she would be rich.
by Space Wrangler July 22, 2021
mugGet the Moneymug.

Jizz Money

Someone who didn't earn their wealth, but obtained their wealth through a well timed money shot.
The Koch Brothers are Jizz Money. As a matter in fact two-thirds of the 1% are Jizz Money.
by Slick Lion January 20, 2016
mugGet the Jizz Moneymug.

Free money

Easy money, meaning you didn’t have to work hard for it
Nice bit of free money for you there pal’
by FUoneeyedwilly March 6, 2022
mugGet the Free moneymug.

Money Sniffin' Heeb

A Jew that steals money from you.
Ugh! Why did Joey the Jew steal 50 bucks from me? I hate that money sniffin' heeb
by ChickenChocker69 April 27, 2024
mugGet the Money Sniffin' Heebmug.

I want money on

It means to want to provide for or be someone/somethings #1. Like a mother with their child they have money on them bc they provide for them.
by Eli L September 12, 2020
mugGet the I want money onmug.

Money

The paper you pay for
Mr krabs and Lisa likes money and they use it to pay the rent
by pro1902 March 29, 2020
mugGet the Moneymug.

racin to the money

the better way to say skirt-skirt; commonly used by rapper Michael Conor
"Watch her racin to the money
We just crashing on these dummies"
by perksofbeingsidnee January 1, 2018
mugGet the racin to the moneymug.

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