screaming pants

used to express your body fats anguish and horror due to being shoved in a tight pair of pants. also see Rosanne

" Pam! Those are some screaming pants!" "holly fackk!! My pants are screaming on me!"

by pink shawty :P November 28, 2016

Pants crouton

A piece of feces left after wiping that has become crusty after time.

I think I have a pants crouton stuck between my cheeks.

by JoeyHey October 11, 2015

daddy pushy pants

A type of love where it's one sided; one person puts in the most effort not realizing that the other doesn't have the same heart that they do.

You need to leave her, you're living that daddy pushy pants type of love.

by Daddy, himself March 31, 2017

cream pants

a sexy man with tons of cream in his pants (wink wink)

Have you met cream pants yet? he’s so hot

by chronikz January 25, 2022

Anna Pants

Low-rise and flare jeans.

I’m wearing anna pants to friendsgiving! 😍

by luv u November 22, 2021

Poo Pants

The specific pair of pants you only wear on days that you have diarrhea

Those brown sweat pants are my Poo Pants.

by Aimee Kay June 11, 2017

ten pound pants

A pair of pants of any style: Jeans, Casual, Dress, Etc... that a person buys when they expect to lose weight. Often these pants are found, squeezed into, and purchased with the intention of losing ten pounds so that they can be comfortably worn. Often these pants are found hanging in closets for years before being scornfully donated or just thrown away in disgust.

I grabbed a pair of 36/30 ten pound pants. I'm gonna lose the weight, I swear. When I lose ten pounds I should be able to rock these.

by Sweeturkraut April 2, 2017