California Cruster

The California Cruster is an arousal intimacy activity in which the female does not wipe their ass for week(s) and lets shit crust in their anus. After the shit has crusted and hardened, the male may proceed to penetrate the anus of the female. This creates a crunchy and cracking aroma for the male and female to enjoy.

Tyree did the good ole California Cruster with his baby mama

by thebutterchurner January 8, 2026

California Cruster

The California Cruster is an arousal intimacy activity in which the female does not wipe their ass for week(s) and lets shit crust in their anus. After the shit has crusted and hardened, the male may proceed to penetrate the anus of the female. This creates a crunchy and cracking aroma for the male and female to enjoy.

Tyree did the good ole California Cruster with his baby mama

by thebutterchurner January 8, 2026

California wealthy

When on paper you are a wealthy person but in reality you can barely afford day to day life. Refferencing California's high property values and wages offset by an extremely high cost of living

My house went up in value but not as much as the price of food and gas so now I'm just California Wealthy

by drewbbles January 15, 2026

ass-caliber

The magnitude or severity to which one person acts like an ass.

Nicole: My co-worker sux; she's such a bitch.
Dave: I know what it's like to work with someone of that ass-caliber! My boss is probably a 90.

by Dave53213 April 6, 2006

eastcoast california

The eastcoast equivalent of California is directly situated on the opposite side of North American from California. This province of Canada, Nova Scotia is situated in eastern Canada.

"He's from the eastcoast California" is equal to: "He's from the Canadian province of Nova Scotia."

by W.D.J.M December 17, 2007

Sergio Calixed

. When your date wait till the end to just give you a kiss.

I could have ****** you, but I chose not to

My date just Sergio Calixed me.

by Giuben April 22, 2018

Montague California

Small Town of meth addicts, momma's who's kids are in cps custody and daddy's selling dope. Also home to broke ass old people living in tralier parks. Beware of stray cats.

Montague California is just a few miles from everything except meth.

by Dogmom76 June 25, 2018