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running

cardio activity that, despite its huge popularity and cult status, is actually not that great for your joints, gradually destroying your knees, in particular, at an accelerated pace.

searching this quickly online will tell you that you can avoid knee pain after running by "icing your knees" and "taking anti-inflammatory medication as needed", but this alone should tell you running is not actually healthy for you in the first place, for real! why not pick to have good knees when you are in your 80s?

if you do insist in picking this activity, over kinder ones, like swimming, biking, or power walking, for example, as a challenge, to prove yourself or just because you wanna purely impress when prancing around in aesthetic athletic gear or mentioning your average pace, do be mindful to: select adequate shoes, take some supplements to help your joins, like glucosamine, avoid running downhill, always just uphill, build good form, to reduce impact and wobbling on stepping, skip running on asphalt and pick running tracks, thread mills or dirt paths that are even, and do a lot of leg exercises, to build up your surrounding muscles, so that they take pressure off the knees.
anyone asking: Forcett, wanna go running?
Doug: no.
by wokeup2this July 9, 2022
mugGet the runningmug.

Running penis

The Running Penis is a creature that Rose From the Penis of a Boy That Fell of and he Turned into a girl. Now the running penis runs around schools and takes the penises of boys and turnes them into girls and turns the girls pregnant. With every penis it consumes it becomes bigger and stronger.

Be aware of the running penis.
Samuel: „Simon the running penis stole your genitals!“
Simon: „My name is Simone now!“
by Lil period simon March 12, 2025
mugGet the Running penismug.

run chen

Run Chen is a questionable being. He has no filter on anything, will do anything, and can do anything. He is the definition of midget superman but on crack. If he spots you out in public, best thing to do is run away immdiately. Your reputation will be ruined by this guy, but you won't mind it because you're just so distracted by his fascinating physical capabilites.
Yo look it's Run Chen!
by yawnmuch November 19, 2023
mugGet the run chenmug.

Run the claw

A slang term used to take place of steal, use, or denote sexual behavior
James: who ran the claw through my pack of cigarettes?!
Jameson: I don't know bro but I'd run the claw through her
by Runtheclaw October 21, 2017
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Running out of slime

The slimy way of when you're running out of time
"Uh oh! Looks like our contestant is running out of slime- I mean slime- I mean slime- I mean slime- I mean slime- I mean-"
by SquigglesTheSquiggle June 30, 2023
mugGet the Running out of slimemug.

Hit and run journalism

When you report on a story that doesn't pan out, and you don't issue an apology, simply keep on reporting on other stories that won't pan out either.
by Sexydimma September 27, 2022
mugGet the Hit and run journalismmug.

run time error

When something doesn't go your way; you f'd up a task; forgetting to drop a job.
"DERN, Internet Explorer is not working...I just got a run time error"

Made up by PMS affiliates!
by rjf February 5, 2008
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