lawnmower hair

a category of hairstyle popular amongst various contemporary urban countercultures (eg. steam punks, crusties), characterized by erratically shaved areas and inconsistent lengths. often paired with mullet and/or fauxhawk. probably DIYed. looks like it was cut like a lawnmower.

the community bike shop was full of unwashed millennials with lawnmower hair

by annyywayyss November 7, 2017

Pineapple Hairs

The green leaves on top of a pineapple (ex. Spongebob’s house)

Anix- “What do I call these? Pineapple hairs?”

by rknboo June 16, 2020

pineapple hairs

In Anix’s youtube video where he recreates Bikini Bottom, he refers to the stem of Spongebob’s pineapple, as pineapple hairs.

I need to build some pineapple hairs for spongebobs pineapple!

by scarlettfyre June 16, 2020

Strumming the Hair Guitar

Knocking the little man out of his double ended rowing boat.

Johnny has left with the baby sitter and poor Louise, 8 young kids and strumming the hair guitar...I love it when the bitch strums the hair guitar and I'm deep in the tan track.

by Randy Ashell March 11, 2024

Fore Hair

The hair that grows directly from the center of a butt hole.

Hey babe, can you shave my fore hair? Yeah, that one, growing directly from my butt hole-Thanks!

by BAGintheWind November 26, 2025

vacuuming up cunt hairs

Using a straw to clean up a mess left allowing lesbians to scissor in your bed.

I had to go to the doctor and get scoped after "vacuuming up cunt hairs"

by Mathgod69-420 February 21, 2024

hair tie

to breakup with a significant other and/or to break a bond. or the male burns the girls hair tie out of anger and disloyalty.

cash burned the hair tie

by auntyjemimabrady April 14, 2017