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WHY DID YOU LET GUMMY BEARS EAT MY STOVE HONEY?

An exclamation that you may use after your gummy bears eat your stove
Karen: Hey Don, we gotta pay those bills or else we-
Don; WHY DID YOU LET GUMMY BEARS EAT MY STOVE HONEY?
by DeKnees May 18, 2020
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Grizzizzle Bear

What you get when you cross a Black bear and a Grizzly bear.
Whitey #1: What do you get when you cross a black bear and a grizzly bear?

Whitey #2: I dunno.

Whitey #1: A Grizzizzle Bear.

Whitey #2: That's not racist fo rizzle.
by kbehcon February 4, 2010
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Care-bear bath

When you have dyed hair and you take a bath and the colour gets into the bathtub water, turning the water a different colour.
Melissa slipped into the tub and proceeded to wash her hair, some of the hair color coming out as she did so.

Melissa: Ohmigawd, a care-bear bath!
by Rioooo April 7, 2010
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bear seducer

a professional who is trained in the delicate art of using roofies on bears and then date rape them
"Blaine you're the greatest bear seducer i know" "The trick is having a whale penis"
by mattfuckfalcon March 6, 2010
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Lock Bear

An exotic legendary warlock with a bear form. Capable of all things known and unknown to man.

Incapable of dying, ever.
Bellum is one of the best Lock Bears known to man, in fact, he is the only Lock Bear
by Johntuckermustdie December 31, 2009
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gummy bear

A small ball of partially dried semen. it is sticky and gummy to the touch and therefore resembles a pineapple gummy bear.
gross, you have a gummy bear on your stomache! semen sperm cum
by treerat89 January 5, 2010
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