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left handed screwdriver

when your fellow tradies are out on smoko and they ask the new apprentice to give them a left handed screwdriver, it's both a prank and an intelligence test to check if he knows his tools.
It's a more generalised version of the 'muffler bearings' prank that car mechanics often ask from new trainees.
Tradie: "Oi Jimbo, can you go down to bunnings to grab me a left handed screwdriver?"
Apprentice: "Sure, but have you found the muffler bearings yet?"
by ahnonnymoose December 24, 2022
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Somalian Hand Grenade

To retrieve your Jimmy Johns sub from another person's anus.
"If you want your sandwich, you'll have to give me the ole Somalian Hand Grenade"
by Mick_Jones June 13, 2018
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Limp-Dick Hand

When a fag with has a very soft, loose limp hand, like that of a chubby penis, specifically a fag named Marcus, while another friend, specifically one named Judson, recalls sexual adventures and then acts as if they have a deeper meaning to them.
Damn, at rehearsal today, Marcus totally had a Limp-Dick hand.
by Jssbsksnxj January 13, 2017
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One handed splash

Washing just your privates with one hand in a cup shape splashing water on you.
Son- "ahh! dad im late for school and i need to take a shower"

Father- "uhh just do the one handed splash"
by son of that guy October 12, 2009
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Third-hand Subway

When you smell like baked bread (Italian-herbs-cheese) from being inside a Subway restaurant. The stench that is captured on your hair, clothes, body, & leaves the building and shadows you the entire day for others to smell.

1. "I wore a suit and tie to my interview and stopped to get a $5 footlong along the way. When I showed up, all the people in the waiting room got third-hand Subway and refused to make eye-contact".

2. "The lady next in line smelled like spicy porridge and third-hand Subway".
1. "I wore a suit and tie to my interview and stopped to get a $5 foot long along the way. When I showed up, all the people in the waiting room got third-hand Subway and refused to make eye-contact".

2. "The lady next in line smelled like spicy porridge and third-hand Subway".
by Jjfreestyle February 14, 2015
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second-hand like

liking a Facebook page after seeing it on someone's wall and/or news feed
"have you seen the page derek liked?" "well its a second-hand like from my page"
by niallisgay August 25, 2011
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bare hand barbarian

1. A Dude that beats his cock dry.
“Dude we ran out of lotion I guess were going to have to be bare hand barbariana”
by SuperJetSet December 4, 2022
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