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Old tits

When one of your friends doesn't want to go party with you or is too tired to go out. Pretty much being a pansy and trying to be sober or go to bed early.
Cool Friend ; "Hey man I got these two chicks that can party all night and will let us sniff coke out of their assholes"

You; " nah man I can't , kids got school in the morning"
Cool Friend; "Ahh! I knew you were gonna pussy out you old tits "
by FightMilkChamp July 11, 2018
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Creepy Old European Men

Purveyors and widely known enthusiasts of Banana Hammocks and Grape Smugglers.
Dude. Checkout all those baller-ass creepy old european men with all those hot chicks, brohaim!

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by Zeke303 May 24, 2016
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Great Old Ones

A species of demigod like creatures written in H.P. Lovecraft's Cthulhu Mythos like Cthulhu, Hastur, Rokon, etc; Most Great Old Ones are worshipped as gods in the mythos. Although considered malign; they are indifferent.
Great Old Ones slumbers under our very feet and must not be disturbed.
by FaultierHeart11 October 9, 2022
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Old 96er

Sex position involving two dudes in a standing position. One man gets behind and wraps his legs around his partners neck, while facing towards him upside down (ass to face). While his partner has his dick tucked between his legs and gets sucked off while getting choked at the same time by the sucker's legs. This only works if the guy tucking has a long enough member to extend behind a considerable distance while it's tucked.
Me and this dude were doing the old 96er and he accidentally shit on my chin trying to let a fart out.
by Less than satisfactory D July 30, 2022
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Old friends day!

On the 28th of November each year, you will get the chance to remember all the friends that you've met in the past that had no toxic relationships with you, and who spent a long time with you as friends. These friends can be remembered as online friends or IRL friends. They can be remembered in any way you like.

Those friends can also be the people who you used to be close with, but then you stopped talking with them (also vice-versa) and now you barely/don't talk with them. This is a happy and nostalgic day that doesn't have to be celebrated, but it's quite fun if you do. It'll bring back memories.
"Woah! It's Old friends day!"

"What do you do when it's Old friends day?"

"I like to message my old friends I've known for quite a while and say hi because I barely talk with them anymore."

"Oh, like your best friend '(example)'? You always message them every year."

"Yeah, like that."
by MYZT1C November 26, 2022
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old pudding balls

When your patient slathers his snack pack all over his testicles.
I walked in and my patient had old pudding balls!
by Baller7264RN May 9, 2017
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Slaughtergirl Old

A person between the ages of 25 and 29
14:34 lasso: i myself have many friends who are "slaughtergirl old"
by wu_alex May 14, 2011
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