they call me pepsi

what people hear or what armys sing when they listen to the song baepsae (aka silver spoon or crow-tit) by bts if they don't speak korean

*baepsae starts playing*
international army: tHEY CALL ME PEPSI!! HEY YG IS THAT GAY!!!
korean army: wtf

by ur behavior is so ✨ugh✨ April 19, 2021

Fuck Me Sideways

When something doesn't go as planned

Dude 1: bro my parents said you can't come over
Dude 2: oh fuck me sideways

by StonerDickle April 21, 2019

print me out

When a prisoner has money inside his rectum and another inmate pulls the money out, in the fashion of an ATM.

Prisoner 1: Hey man print me out
Prisoner 2: *bends over, drops pants*
Prisoner 1: *pulls out moneys*

by The MaNN June 26, 2012

Me soooooooooo horny

A thing you say at geese to arouse them.

"Bro look some geese!"
*Both in sync*
"ME SOOOOOOOOOO HORNY!!!!"
*The geese look at them with come-fuck-me eyes*

by Goobie April 4, 2019

dit me Viettel

when you see a Vietnamese gamer say this word, it means that their internet bandwidth is very low and they are most likely to either quit the game or live with the lag.

"Holy shit,he's randomly teleporting around the map, he must using NeverLose.cc!" - "Don't be worried, he said "dit con me viettel", he's just lagging."
"Stop AFK-ing bro, we're gonna lose the game" - "I can't play,dit me viettel lam an nhu lon"

by leg1T_VN April 16, 2022

Crunchatize me cap'n!

when a girl says this aboard a ship, you, as the captain of the ship must gather every seamen aboard and have them stand around her in a circle and simultaneously nut on her causing her skin to eventually be crunchy from all the cum

hot girl: "crunchatize me cap'n!"
captain: "iv'e been waiting my whole life for this moment"

by happycaptain September 18, 2020

Pick me guy

A guy that talks bad about himself to get compliments from others (mostly from people he is interested in)

Pick me guy: “i’m so ugly and stupid… why would anyone hang out with me… i don’t deserve you…”
Person: “Don’t say that! you’re handsome and really smart i love hanging out with you!”

me: “Youre right youre ugly and dumb and don’t deserve me”

by jipstylesx July 21, 2021