David is the cutest man alive. He got that 8 inch dick, and his body count is 1500+. Don't ask how I know that though...
Girl: You know David?
Girl 2: Yeah omg hes so hot
Girl: Should I ask him out for prom?
Girl 2: Yas queen
Girl 2: Yeah omg hes so hot
Girl: Should I ask him out for prom?
Girl 2: Yas queen
by sleepy 🙈 January 6, 2023

by Kklumsy February 16, 2018

David is a french male, someone who makes everyone laugh. A courageous person and will often have a not much confidence on the way he thinks of himself, which might frustrate others around. A disciplined guy that teachers find a way to "hate". Yet hates video games and loves summer.
"hey did you see david on the bus yesterday"
"yes I talked to him the whole ride he's such a nice guy"
"yes I talked to him the whole ride he's such a nice guy"
by lolipop dude January 2, 2019

by David's star December 20, 2021

by TheRealDavideUrbisci February 4, 2018

by Ricardo Reis June 3, 2018

by The Original LFA June 6, 2018
