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Solar Douche Darkus

Any most evil, undignified, cruel, perverted, sickening, piece of human pile to exist in our time and space continuum.

Based on Solaras Darkony (2010-2099)
Man 1: Aye, did you fuck Candy last nite?

Man 2: Naw She wouldn't fuck so i raped her in da ass then licked the blood out her asshole

Man 1: Gross dats so Solar Douche Darkus
by R Crumb March 10, 2010
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Satchelle de douche

Oui, oui that Francois is a real satchelle de douche
by TMoneyID February 21, 2011
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Cheap-car-douche

Anybody who refuses to pay more then the bare minimum for a car so that whenever you buy a new car they can continually remind you that you overpaid. This also allows them to insinuate how hands on they are since they have to continually upkeep their POS.
“My brother in law Josh refuses to pay more then a $1,000 for a car so her can continually remind the family he hasn’t paid more then $1,000 for a car in years and that he works on his own cars. He’s a cheap-car-douche.”
by Sukudonym September 19, 2019
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Douche-year old

When a douche nozzle/bag is throwing a tantrum.
This douche nozzle was such a whining, complaining brat over the smallest occurrences. He was acting like a douche-year old.
by 4RealBiitCH September 3, 2018
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Big Bag Of Douche

Essentially a douchebag, but in a bigger, more badass, classy phrase.

Any drug that can be smoked, specifically weed or tobacco
Joey is a Big Bag Of Douche for shitting himself.

Gina has a Big Bag Of Douche were gunna smoke up at her party.
by sitting_goose_44_urmom December 14, 2009
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Toilet Paper Douche

Toilet Paper Douche doo͞sh►

n. A person that spends excessive and/or unnecessary time shopping at grocery stores in times of crisis (ie. natural disaster) (ie. weather event) with the intent of buying more products or food than is required of them and their immediate party, causing unneeded shortages of said products ie. Toilet Paper.

Plural•Toilet Paper Douches•

Synonyms: TP Douche / Douchebag / As***les / Grocery Store Manatees /

Pandemic : Corona Virus; Covid-19

This is in relation to Pandemic 2020, Covid-19 people who bought too many things, term used to reference individuals that bought too many items, and contributed to the shortages on specific items ie: Toilet Paper.
Ex: 1)There were so many Toilet Paper Douches wandering around inside the grocery store this morning that I need to burn my clothes and bath in bleach later.

Ex: 2)The shelves are totally wiped out and it’s only Monday, thanks to all the Toilet Paper Douches.
by Jack Jan March 16, 2020
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Dingle Douche Burger

A combination of the words 'dingle douche' and 'douche burger' to describe a person that is just so unbearably awful that nobody likes him/her.
I can't stand that guy, Tony. He's such a Dingle Douche Burger!
by Mrs. Raechel Shiny October 31, 2011
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