Take a Baldwin

In reference to Seattle Seahawks receiver Doug Baldwin during Superbowl 49 when he pretended to take a sh!t on the field in front of the entire world. "Taking a Baldwin" -- The act of humiliating yourself in a really public way during one of the most important moments of your life.

Did you see Jimmy take a Baldwin during the concert? He stood up there with a raging hardon the whole time. I wanted to crawl into a hole and die for him.

by DeenieWeenie February 6, 2015

Taking an L

Taking LSD (drugs, acid)

I had a 4 hour conversation with my dog after taking an L

by BayleyHeen January 1, 2022

Take it easy

Die without pain.

Relax, Take it easy....

by Subrosa777 January 11, 2020

grandma taking a shower

when a big group no matter the race bukake a grandma in a retirement home

i went to go visit my grandma and i saw grandma taking a shower

by white fagggot April 28, 2023

Take Some Free Honey

You would like as many men as possible to run a train on your butthole.

Damn, Kevin posted "take some free honey" grab the lube and let's fucking go!

by moon_cricket August 17, 2023

Take a Kirby

To take a shit before a major event.

Patrick proceeded to take a Kirby before his date.

by Kirby.PinkPuff July 26, 2022

Take a Stick to It

Forget finesse; it’s hammer time. When you're fed up with a problem that just won't budge and decide the only logical solution is to metaphorically (or literally) beat it into submission. Usually involves aggressive levels of determination and a touch of creativity

McCarty and Roby stare at the broken irrigation system on the deck.
McCarty: This dang thing's glued shut, I swear.
Roby: (picks up a stick) Sometimes, you just gotta take a stick to it.
Roby smacks the pipe with the stick like he’s auditioning for a drum solo. Water bursts out and they exchange laughs.

by RoflcopteringPotench January 25, 2025