National Short King Day

June 21st: A day in which all short men rise up (as much as they can) and be proud of their mediocre stature.

Friend: “Sup short stack”
Short king: “ hey. Not today. It’s National short king day.”

by Poppasmoke April 16, 2023

National suck dick day

National suck dick day is when you suck a guys dick anytime of the day or give your man some pleasure (July 9th)

National suck dick day: give some head all day

by James Miller 024 July 5, 2019

National step on a bug day!

April 13th national step on a bug day! Go ahead and step your heart out on those creepy creatures

*stomp stomp*

I love stomping on bugs especially on national step on a bug day!

by Benny19 May 25, 2018

National Hold Hands Day

On April 14, it is National Hold Hands Day so if anyone comes up to you and grabs your hand say “Happy National Hold Hands Day!

“It’s National Hold Hands Day!”

by Kate Ingles April 12, 2019

National not talk to hannah day

National not talk to hannah day is the 26th of august each year. And it’s simple all you do is just not talk to anyone named hannah

My girlfriend is gonna be pissed when she finds out it’s national not talk to hannah day

by Easy Muther fuckin E August 26, 2020

National Simp For Ryo Day

the end of every month is national simp for ryo day. where you simp for ryo all day.

“Hey it’s National Simp For Ryo Day, let’s go simp for Ryo”

“yeah!”

by freddy is cute October 17, 2022

National Draw James Day

December 30th is the day that we draw all the people named James

Hey It's National Draw James Day!

by Luh nigga December 30, 2021