The five nights at freddy's 3 musical

The five nights at freddy's 3 musical refers to a musical made by Logan Hugueny-Clark on youtube that was published on march 18th 2015, making it the 27th oldest video game musical he ever made. The song became popular due to springtrap saying the line "this attraction is great, so many guards i can rape, 'til i cant see straight." in the song.
The song also obviously predates the undertale musical

"hey google, tell me the lyrics to the five nights at freddy's 3 musical"
"i don't know just what i'm made of
face looks like bonnie's
possessed by the purple guy
i may kill whomever i please
three decades after the restaurant
i'm in for the ride
five nights 'till the doors open
the guard had better hide
you chose to work at this nightmare baby
like a mouse into a trap
you can play your tapes and temporarily distract me baby
but no matter what i will be back
i'm addicted to guards
rip 'em up into parts
while i feast on their hearts
scare 'em 'til they take shots
this attraction is great
so many guards i can rape
'til i can't see straight
where can i start?
i'm addicted to guards
the guard looks down at his tablet
i sneak in the room
he has no idea his painful death is coming soon
he couldn't last five nights alone with me baby
flashing red lights make me mad
you know they make me wanna jumpscare ya baby
make me feel so bad
i'm addicted to guards
rip them into parts
while i feast on their hearts
scare 'em 'til they take sharts
this attraction is great
so many guards i can rape
'til i can't see straight
where can i start?
i'm addicted to guards"

by sonic 1 tts build REAL March 26, 2024

Music for the Incel moment

A musical style described to encapsulate the frustration of Incels.
Leading Musical Artist include "ModernBaseball", "Kris Sobanski" and "Zevia".

What is this song, Why do they sound so sad about not getting laid? ... it sound like some kind of "Music for the Incel moment"

by Luis J Gomez September 21, 2025

Burger Music

Burger music is another term for “coworker music”. Basically the type of music that you’d be hearing while working at a Burger King, you’re trying to close up, and the corny ass music your 35 year old, “go woke, go broke” coworker keeps blasting out of his shitty JBL speaker is triggering your fight or flight response.

Examples of burger music: Dax, Tom MacDonald, Eminem (post Recovery era), AJR, Falling In Reverse, Imagine Dragons, Jelly Roll, Aaron Lewis, Machine Gun Kelly, Kid Rock, and Slaughter to Prevail.

“I was getting ready to close until Tyler started playing that fuckass burger music.”

by NeoFuckinGeo October 5, 2025

Bagel Music

'be͡ɪɡə͡l 'mju zɪk

Noun.
1. Your favorite song.

2. A song that you would listen to while you're getting a bagel.

"What's your bagel music?"

"So, this is the kind of bagel music you listen to."

by Not Lucas Marcus October 8, 2025

Shabnam the Musical 2

The sequel to the 2021 Shabnam film, Shabnam the Musical, released in 23 May 2025.

SHABNAM THE MUSICAL 2 IS SO GOOD OMG 😭😭😭😭

by bcshabnamfan2002 October 11, 2025

Co Worker Music

This is the type of music your millennial Co worker might listen. Typically really corny rap, or music that was meant only for a trend on tik tok. Dax and Tom McDonald are prime examples.

My uncle had aux in the car and he played the worst rap EVER
"We like to call that Co Worker Music"

by Silentpainuntildeath October 19, 2025

Designer Music

music that has become more of a statement to listen to rather than an art form, saying you listen to it is the equivalent of saying "I wear Rick Owens by the way" or "Yes I wear number (n)ine, how could you tell?" in fashion terms

Loser: "Yo have you heard the new (insert underground album by generic underground artist)
Normal Human: "Nah bro that shit is literal designer music"

by Digglera October 20, 2025