Shear me bitch

When you do too much heroin and believe your a sheep.. Your shear purpose is to annoy and berate your girlfriend into giving you a blowjob.

I don't want you to get me Wendy's and a blunt, I just want you to shear me bitch!

by Mattwest June 07, 2015

Pick me guy

A guy that talks bad about himself to get compliments from others (mostly from people he is interested in)

Pick me guy: “i’m so ugly and stupid… why would anyone hang out with me… i don’t deserve you…”
Person: “Don’t say that! you’re handsome and really smart i love hanging out with you!”

me: “Youre right youre ugly and dumb and don’t deserve me”

by jipstylesx July 21, 2021

Get me a tish

Get me a tish is a saying that the one and only DOLAN twins say. Tish is another word for the horrible word no DOLAN stans use .... TISSUE yeah what a disgrace also go follow me on insta @dolan_twin_green_red_ I have 2.5k followers :)

GET ME A TISH!
I NEED A TISH!
DO YOU KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A NAPKIN AND A TISH?!

by Dolan_twin_green_red_ March 27, 2019

they call me pepsi

what people hear or what armys sing when they listen to the song baepsae (aka silver spoon or crow-tit) by bts if they don't speak korean

*baepsae starts playing*
international army: tHEY CALL ME PEPSI!! HEY YG IS THAT GAY!!!
korean army: wtf

by ur behavior is so ✨ugh✨ April 20, 2021

God bless me

Just say god bless me then god will bless you learn how to do it right

Every1 will say god bless me

by Itz _meh I'm a tik toker October 14, 2019

dit me Viettel

when you see a Vietnamese gamer say this word, it means that their internet bandwidth is very low and they are most likely to either quit the game or live with the lag.

"Holy shit,he's randomly teleporting around the map, he must using NeverLose.cc!" - "Don't be worried, he said "dit con me viettel", he's just lagging."
"Stop AFK-ing bro, we're gonna lose the game" - "I can't play,dit me viettel lam an nhu lon"

by leg1T_VN April 16, 2022

Me soooooooooo horny

A thing you say at geese to arouse them.

"Bro look some geese!"
*Both in sync*
"ME SOOOOOOOOOO HORNY!!!!"
*The geese look at them with come-fuck-me eyes*

by Goobie April 04, 2019