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DEATH

me: I need DEATH
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Death Note

Teen serial killer with agressive side sweep bangs commits manslaughter with death diary & eats potato chips with extreme dramatic suspense. His model/actress girlfriend basically does the same thing but also dresses like she exclusively buys her clothes from h.naoto.

Together they kill civilians who do bad deeds (according to them) with the help of some side characters while 2000s boy band haircut just barely tolerates amazing-blonde-looks like a hardcore visual kei fan Misa Amane because he kind-of hates women in kinda gay way but also in a kinda misogynistic way.

But alas! There is a spiky black haired detective who probably has an addiction to artificially sweetened goods and is not greasy!!! People on the internet keep saying that he is greasy and looks like he doesn’t shower (which I don’t completely disagree with) but he does have a special human sized washing machine & what appears to be a clean shirt dispenser rack thing (shown in “L change the worLd”). Great story, but it doesn’t really work out for anyone, since 99% of the characters die. Also there is a death god with an ear piercing who also has an addiction to apples. The End
Wow Death Note is really weird
by gloomybearfan28 November 22, 2021
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5 finger death punch

The World Most Bad ass Song That Was Ever Created And That Has The Power To Completely Destroy Your Ear Drums No Matter What Level Volume Your On.
5 Finger death Punch is king. Lesion To This..
by P0TAT0 K!NG November 1, 2017
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Chill Death

The "Chill death" of the universe occurs when a person lays down, sits, and stands simultaneously, resulting in the instant and complete annihilation of the known universe.
"holy fucking shit, that guy's standing and laying down! Stop him before the Chill Death of the universe kills us all!"
by spice_221 May 5, 2021
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The English death

Death by taking a dump out of a window (mostly not done in a sober state), overall located higher than the second floor, losing balance, and falling down onto the pedestrian walkway.
John: I'm so sorry to hear that Ed died... What happened?
Ed's mom: He died the English death...
John: I guess he couldn't make it to toilet then.
by Ruebenizer September 30, 2013
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death

when you die your not living anymore meaning your now death
by idkbrokindagay September 9, 2020
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Death

Death is when you die on earth. Depending on the god you believe or no god at all can change what happens to what you believe is the after life. Some go to heaven, some go to hell, some go to the vallhala. The thing is you'll never know if your god is real or fake if you believe in salvation, dinning with the gods and Odin himself, Or darkness. You live once, unless you belive in reincarnation. You live once so take chances, don't be afraid of rejection, you learn from everything that happens in your life, be a good human being. Help others. It can be terrifying to think there's nothing after death but what if there is. What if after you die on earth your with all your pasted loved ones and more. Have a good life, live the life you want to live. Remember you live once so use your life wisely.
Child: what if there is not god? What if there's nothing but the darkness like in a cave.

Parents: believe

Child: but what if after death there is no life. There is no god. We're just dead.....
by Itsamebobvy August 21, 2025
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