appalacian anal intruder

During intercourse, you pull your member out and slam it into the brown eye of your partner. Term originates from hillbillies in West Virginia sneaking thier heat seeking meat muscle into thiers sister's fudge dispenser.

hey man! "why did your girlfriend break up with you?"

"I pulled an appalacian anal intruder on her last night!"

by Juggy-E-Fresh June 17, 2009

Anal Richter Scale

a scale which determines how much seismic anal activity is going on, commonly found in laboratories on the anal fault lines in the Cinnamon Ring of Fire, which is a ring of anal volcanoes throughout the pacific. When the anal richter scale hits a 10.0, code red anal is apparent and people flee to save their assholes

Seismologist 1: Oh my god! We have code red anal, I repeat, code red anal! Evacuate Hawaii before a oop attackhits them with g forces of an anal nuclear H bomb!

Seisomolgist 2: AHHH! The poo! Hit the deck and plug your assholes! This could get messy!

by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 6, 2004

Anal dick sucking

when a individual crawls inside another individuals rectum, with the mouth facing out the butthole. Then a last individual fucks the anal, and the individual inside the rectum sucks the dick.

"dude, i got the serious anal dick sucking last night"
"my friend wants in on some anal dick sucking with us, u up?"

by craycraypussydog January 29, 2020

Anal dick monster

Crabs, just crabs.

(Scratches balls) "Aw shit, I got anal dick monsters."

by When you know....you fucked up July 19, 2016

cocaine anal cannon

when your nose is too blocked, you politely ask a close friend to lend a helping hand inserting drugs anally. So someone must insert a tube into your anus and pour cocaine in then blow with their mouth to ensure safe passage, its a two man job for sure.

Hey my nose is soo blocked , blatantly do me a cocaine anal cannon please , nice one !

by Aliviate September 24, 2020

Hairy Anal Bacon

Hairy Anal Bacon is when a man shits in his girls mouth and eats eats it out again and then spits it into her vagina and then fucks her until she bleeds.

Man, that Hairy Anal Bacon last night was awesome until it wasn't!!

by OwMyNine-inch-clit September 6, 2020

anal foot sex

Another word for putting your foot up someone's ass...but gently and unexpectedly.

I slipped my foot under my girlfriend's bum and gave her anal foot sex that made her jump out of her seat.

by stonedsamurai June 12, 2016