Yogurt war

When a group of men attempt to ejaculate on eachother competitively 😂

Angelo and jadon had a yogurt war while everyone was gone.

by Datnigga23gotbars August 23, 2017

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storage-wars

a) a meaningless verbal conflict between two individuals over a locker/storage space belonging to neither of them.

b) when you are dumped out and you are in a race to find a cheap self storage facility for your belongings

c) (parodying a reality TV show of the same name): a verbally aggressive auction bid for the contents of a storage locker belonging to a person who can longer rent the locker.

If you are in a storage-wars definition a) you are doing something stupid; first figure out who the storage space belongs to. if definition b) applies to you, what is to Louis XIV if you are dumped out; finding storage a storage space for your belongings is now your problem.

by Sexydimma December 9, 2014

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Turf war

When you stick your entire head up someone’s ass

I gave a turf war last night and she went crazy

by Sunstorm June 5, 2020

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war

A series of one or more battles fought between two or more nations or organizations in which young men and women from one side fight against young men and women from the other with civilians (including children) from either side caught in the middle, all over some quarrel between old men of the two opposing sides.

Hikler: I hate communism! Imma do war invade Soviet Union!
Sulin: I hate fascism, so Imma resist then invade Germany!
Soldiers and civilians on either side: welp...

by wanderer_709 March 14, 2022

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