who’s gonna top

when someone asks who is going to ride the others genitalia (like a horse)

omg jessica, who’s gonna top brady or justin?!

by lmfao stop it get help May 21, 2018

Top

To get a tit(ty) job or in more professional terms ‘Mammary Intercourse’

Sam: Yooooo I got that top if you know what I’m sayin
Dan: Nah I don’t
Sam: I got a tit job reet

by AutisticMeister123 May 27, 2018

Top Gobblin'

When the gooblety gobblety is so tip top, that she looks up at at you from slobin yo knob, and grins like a cretin.

Goblin
Gobblin'

Bro, she has a cute smile.

Nah bro, she was sucking my dick and looked up at me with the most treacherous grin.
I should've known she was a Top Gobblin'.

by BlueJuice October 6, 2023

Top waffle

If one were to be waffling, ie ‘talking rubbish’ or ‘talking nonsense’ , top waffle would mean that what they said is the highest form of nonsense

Nahhh Michael just told me he only ate 3 burgers today, but Jacob was with him & he ate 10! That was top waffle!

by Nwyk October 7, 2023

tippy top

(In reference to sexual intercourse) When a shorter partner is topping a taller partner.

"Get over here and tippy top me, shorty"

by queermunculus October 24, 2023

Sloppy top johnny

A sloppy blowjob

We're you giving him a sloppy top johnny?

by Lilaj October 28, 2023

WWE IS ON TOP

WWE is the best group in the world. when thinking of a group that can do it all fight,play sports,and even be better than another group you think of WWE. Some people talk about another group by the name of wscc but there lame. They wanna be just like WWE it's crazy but WWE is on top and can't be messed with

WWE is on top

by ehehsheheg October 29, 2023