Double Take

When you take the biggest shit so you wipe your bum off but then you don’t think that the shit is gone so you do a double take wiping.

John: Dude I just took a massive shit so I clogged your toilet doing a double take!
Luke: what did you say?

by pogpoghoghogjdk January 14, 2021

Taking part in an online challenge

If a person is found unconscious, with a ligature around their neck, phone in hand, browsing a site with abundant teen pornography such as TikTok, they can be said to be taking part in an online challenge.

Can be used more generally to describe viewing TikTok pornography even without autoerotic asphyxiation.

"What are you up to tonight?"
"Well my mum is working again so I'm going to give taking part in an online challenge a try"

by BushTuckerMan August 8, 2022

Take off the white gloves

To retaliate against an oppressor with little, if any, regard for them.

In order to free ourselves, we must take off the white gloves

by Heyitsj000 November 8, 2020

take a powder

Polite way of saying you need to fart or leave abruptly. back in the days of newspaper funny pages or cartoons farting was commonly depicted using a poof of body powder to show they farted. this was only known by kids or hip people so when you said it adults wouldent get it.

Well if you excuse me i need to go "take a powder" jonny said as he abruptly left the diner table to great amuse.

by looneyalykey August 26, 2025

Take in the milk

Let a random shag in.

Don't worry, we're hardly going to bump into each other when we take in the milk

by tjakyll February 25, 2011

Take the risk or lose the chance

In the end, we only regret the chances we didn't take

''You should take the risk or lose the chance''

by take a chance with me March 21, 2024

Dumpsterfire Take

When an opinion is assumed to be a "hot take", but it's controversial because it's simply garbage and belongs in the trash.

Person 1: "Hot take; people working fast food shouldn't be paid a living wage."
Person 2: "Nah bro, that right there is what we call a Dumpsterfire Take. GTFO."

by AmalgamationDoll November 20, 2021