Top darts

Top darts - not related to cigarettes (see: darts) is a saying used for positive; people, objects, settings, features, environments etc. Exlusively used in positive context. Reported to have originated in 1980’s UK Television, it is now commonly used in remote to regional Australia.

“That Sheila I rooted last night was top darts!!”

“Roger, that quartetly sales report you filed was top darts”

by Davofromthelocal June 5, 2018

Top Shelf

Slang reference to anal sex

I bought my wife a jeep so later that night I bent her over the bed and told her it’s Time for top shelf

by Nasty Neighbors June 10, 2018

Top stuff

Sexual things like kissing,getting down on breasts and giving hickeys

-"Yo i heard there was an orgy list night,did you go?"
-"Yea but i didn't fuck "
-"Really"
-"Yea top stuff only"

by Jayc28 February 25, 2023

Top Hat

A top hat is something that only an idiot wears. If they wear a top hat every day they are stupid, have a small dick. They have no friends and they are so annoying.

"This dumb person is wearing a Top Hat"

by ddkhfkhcidshjakds February 27, 2023

ZZ Top

Falling asleep during a blowjob.

Hey babe I'm getting sleepy, how bout a little ZZ top?

by ty2trees March 4, 2023

Chewy top

A good ass blow job

Ayo that bitch gave me some chewy top

by Bonody March 8, 2023

Top tier sniz

The finest of your local poon-pool, usually including but not limited to Asian, blonde and ginger chicks that have a babe face and are on average ~50kg and >=1.75m.

1) Dude did you know last night Mark went out with Jess ?
- No way he did bro, the one that makes all the other girls look like your mom?

2) -HR Manager: I am sorry this PR position is reserved for top tier sniz only.
- Are you saying I am not a 10/10 ? Imma burn this place to the ground.

3) Dude I am so falling for Sarah, what a top tier sniz!
- All the other chicks look like hens compared to her.

by Danisoutside March 16, 2023