Noun: A rotted out piece of overpriced shit version of the iconic, 38' Cigarette Top Gun, that no man or women in their right mind would take ownership of. Typically owned by aging, fatass, balding men whilst sporting piece of fuck Konrad drives . Some hidden attributes include dead fish, sea weed, old smelly water, rotten wood, chicken wings, shitty beer cans, and broken random cabin pieces. A certain self praised, attention seeking ego must be obtained to own this gem. See also: Moistress.
by FoffTim October 16, 2017
Get the Top Spongemug. The Top Twister is when you are giving a man cunnilingus and you move your head side to side and tongue in a rotating, twisting motion on the head of the penis, whilst sucking all at the same time.
by makdaddy87 October 5, 2025
Get the Top Twistermug. Same as Top Tier Travis, but with a dorky name that was hidden in legal documents from his friends until they discovered it in the background of one of his braggadocios texts.
He denies it’s his real name despite all
Open source resources saying otherwise.
He denies it’s his real name despite all
Open source resources saying otherwise.
Yo- did you see Top Tier Eugene came up with another thing he is the best at? He literally sent a picture of the other guy’s idea and tried to say it was his! What a dork!
by No Tango and no Cash September 24, 2023
Get the Top Tier Eugenemug. by Shdurbe sjsiwn September 26, 2020
Get the top patrollermug. by katiee July 18, 2020
Get the Topsmug. by topfeeder123 April 30, 2024
Get the Top Feedermug. Somebody who looks only at the top sheet in a file and assumes what they are looking for isn't there.
by Kdupes May 24, 2017
Get the top sheetermug.