I don't play games, I win them

When two people are arguing and one tells the other to "stop playing games"! Yet the other person is always right, so they don't play games... they win them!

Dude: "You really gotta chill out and stop playing games!"
Dudette: "I don't play games, I win them!"

by GlazeHer June 4, 2025

Playing Elden Ring

Gooning

Friend 1: Let’s play Roblox!
Friend 2: Hol up I’m playing Elden Ring

by makoshark28 June 4, 2025

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by Adujasty343 June 10, 2025

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by Adujasty343 June 10, 2025

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by Adujasty343 June 10, 2025

why is my bus driver playing mitski

a term originating from a tiktok video from user dannydawg95 filming themselves with a concerning shade of red on their face asking why their bus driver is playing a song by singer-songwriter Mitski, with a comment saying “I have a better question”. so basically it means asking a different question when there’s a clear elephant in the room

Person 1: I have a Pixar theory. Ian Lightfoot from Onward is the lovechild of Remy and Linguini from Ratatouille.
Person 2: Isn’t that a Disney theory?
Person 1: “why is my bus driver playing mitski” ahh question

by number31intaminglazer June 13, 2025

I love you play

Usually between sex with complete strangers, coming to an agreement beforehand, I love you play is a kink/fantasy play during sex where one would say I love you and the other would say I love you too.

Him: I love you
Her: I love you too,

Later on: him: glad we hooked up! That was fun. Great I love you play !

by Graywolf655 December 9, 2022