Potato

A root vegetable that can chopped, fried, rawly eaten etc.
We store them in refrigerators.
Lucas Pratt is jealous of the potato.
The potato is secretively in love with Lucas Pratt.
But microwave wants to keep them apart.
Only plate is there to comfort potato.
But plate died.
So Potato commited suicide.
RIP potato.

LUCAS PRATT YOU ASSHOLE. YOU MADE POTATO COMMIT YEETUS YEETUS SELF DELEETUS.

by iTsOnLyMe_654 February 23, 2020

potato cooker

A woman where, if you got down to business with her, things would probably get a little loose and you'd ask her to keep it discreet.

Guy 1: That woman you were talking with at the bar last night was pretty larger
Guy 2: Dude, I was pretty drunk. She was a real potato cooker

by mr_potato_heads March 25, 2021

Potato

A word used for a person with little mental capabilities, which is often used to substitute previous slurs for the mentally challenged.

Adam is such a potato, he can't even string a single coherent sentence together.

by AUViking July 20, 2021

Trash Potato

A potato that one has found in the trash - most likely that has been in there for way too long.

I feel like a trash potato.

by Yushatak February 4, 2019

Potatoes

Potatoes are ✨ gawds ✨ they are a m a z i n g! You have to respect them!

I love potatoes

by _-GiGi-_ May 22, 2021

Potato

A person who’s not very comfortable with communicating with people. However, once you get to know them, you’ll see that they’re really fun and a friend for life.

“Why is that girl so quiet?”
“She is a potato, and one of the nicest people I know!”

by Seilenna August 1, 2019

Small potatoes

A small detail that one would bring up in an underhanded and anal way. In an effort to undermine and impeach one’s preparedness.

Jacob asking me what a vitreous humor was in our mock trial was straight small potatoes. Total ass move tbh.

by Not Ty Drayton May 8, 2025