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The Facebook is a dangerous social media that takes control of the elderly's brain using biochemical reactions and is very nefarious to one's mind, it also lets the government spy on you and takes control of your brain and trick you that the earth is flat because they want to cut funding to NASA to pay the debt to China, although this is rare and is only applies to a small fraction of people (if you believe that the earth is flat the CIA took over your mind). All data on Facebook is fed to The Zuc, an evil mastermind trying to dominate us all but to no avail.
Person 1: Check out this funny minion meme on Facebook
Meme: *Respect your parents they passed school without Google.
Person 2: Oh shit, the CIA has access to your brain, you shall be cleansed.
Person 1: Fuck you! The earth is flat and vaccines are a hoax.
Person 2: *Fucking kills Person 1 with a Desert Eagle 50cal.
Person 2: bruh
by Mike Oxrweelibig May 20, 2020
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Facebook photo whore

Someone who sells risqué pictures of themselves over Facebook.
Hey, mate, I’m a Facebook photo whore and for just $15 you can have some fun ;)
by Photowhore151 March 25, 2018
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Facebook Gasp mom

A mom that takes everything seriously and is always determined to find the root of a problem, usually out of curiosity or to get someone in trouble. They will go to the extent to post every little nuisance to Facebook for her mom group to find out the cause.
You saw that Facebook Gasp mom on Nextdoor? Hopefully she'll shut up about that boom sound last night.
by Chroxity3 January 3, 2023
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facebook

Did you see Melissas Facebook? SHES STROKIN hard. Just keep STROKIN.
by holybackwashdickman January 12, 2022
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Pulling A Facebook

Ruining your product trying to catch up with a quickly rising competitor, constant updates that don't actually improve anything, risking integrity and original goals out of fear of becoming obsolete
Man, Mozilla is really pulling a facebook with all the useless updates since Firefox 4.

Yeah, they're only making it easier for Google to swoop up all of their users with Chrome
by LackadaisicalFucker October 1, 2011
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Facebook Cocksleeve

A person who is a dick, but only chimes in on Facebook when another dick initiates it first.
“It seems that John is always Jimmy’s Facebook Cocksleeve.”
by Kooterkat January 2, 2021
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facebook

im your your friend on facebook
by notafemboylover January 10, 2024
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