Coffin Dance Paradox

When a pallbearer from Ghana plays coffin dance on their ipod, and then they go insane. They contract coffin 19, and then become hypnotized.

P.S. There is no paradox. It just sounds better when you put paradox at the end. OMEGALUL

Bro, remember that guy who suffered with that coffin dance paradox stuff?

by CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULA July 9, 2020

Rogue Dancing

Joining a group of people participating in a uniform dance routine (The Cupid Shuffle, The Funky Chicken, Line Dancing, etc.) at a dance club or wedding, with absolutely no intention of following the accepted dance pattern. Rogue Dancers stand out in a crowd with the objective of upsetting the dancing establishment.

Derick- Did you see me grinding on those bridesmaids doing the Hokey Pokey?

Colton- Yeah man, that was an excellent display of Rogue Dancing!

by chager45 February 14, 2010

hot coal your brother danced on

Some burning hot coal your own brother dance do on

Slave: can I have some food?
Owner: NO! Now dance on the hot coal your brother danced on Shawn teufa-nana!

by Uncle Danny The Rapist November 15, 2019

Dancing Shiv

The best way to humiliate an opp, especially when wearing an orange hat and teabagging

'That guy just got dirtily dancing shived! What a fucking bitch!'

by Topshiver April 14, 2021

trotek dance

a trotek dance is when trotek dances on you, it's rumored to be worse than deafult dance

You suck
*Trotek dances on you*

by trotek May 28, 2019

dancing with the weasel

to have sex
wild rough sex

my girlfriend is totally going to be dancing with the weasel tonight

by phersephone.aphrodite March 31, 2012

Dance Away

Yesterday, well it seemed so cool
When I walked you home, kissed goodnight
I said "it's love" you said "all right"
It's funny how I could never cry
Until tonight and you pass by
Hand in hand with another guy
You're dressed to kill and guess who's dying?
Dance away the heartache
Dance away the tears
Dance away

Loneliness is a crowded room
Full of open hearts turned to stone
All together all alone
All at once my whole world had changed
Now I'm in the dark, off the wall
Let the strobe light up them all
I close my eyes and dance till dawn
Dance away

Now I know I must walk the line
Until I find an open door
There was I, many times a fool
I hope and pray, but not too much
Out of reach is out of touch
All the way is far enough
Dance away

by Death Menace April 8, 2023