Mean cream

When you jack off with anger

Dang man I mean creamed like 4 times last night

by Millie wop June 22, 2018

Ice Cream Man

Jizzing into an ice cream cone and making your partner eat it

“Ever wanted to try the Ice Cream Man?”
“Tf is that?”
“Eat my nut in an ice cream cone.”
“Bro you’re fucking disgusting.”

by muskaqueer69 June 03, 2023

high-ce cream

Noun. Ice cream enjoyed while under the influence of cannabis.

Doug- Man, I'm totally baked.
Steve- Me too. We should get some high-ce cream!

by Bill Jablonski June 15, 2010

mustache cream

When a girl sits on a man's face during oral sex and she creams.

Guy 1 - Man I was down on her so long and she came so hard.

Guy 2 - She hit you with that Mustache Cream.

Guy 1 - Hell yeah, mustache cream
oral cunnilingus face sex mustache cream

by FoxyG October 26, 2013

sour cream king

when ur sweaty at a dumbass football game and smell like sour cream and rotten cottage cheese and ur a king

“wow kade is such a sour cream king”

by shel03 September 21, 2020

Merryland Cream Pie

A pie gaining a celebrity food status invented in 2001 be El Cheffo Dano Rae made from vanilla pudding topped with marshmallows and raspberry pie filling with the topping being frozen and placed on the pie. The topping is cracked with a spoon and still crunchy when eaten.

Dano Rae's Merryland Cream Pie is ficking incredible.

by Slothster January 16, 2024

homemade cream pie

When you bust a nut and it shoots into your own butthole. Then, dribbles down and sits in the crevice next to your gooch and your nutsack.

Jim: Bro my girl said she was gonna cut me off from sex.
John: Bro what are you going to do?
Jim: I don’t know. Looks like I’ll be spending tonight trying to make a homemade cream pie.
John: Damn bro that sucks. Good luck with the homemade cream pie.

by J. R. Granelli November 15, 2018