Cripple cake 

a person you love dearly who has somehow crippled him/herself. (I.e broke there leg)

(on the phone)Sally:Bobby you have to come get me i broke my leg snowboarding, im at the hospital
Bobby: k ill b right there
~bobby to sally: Hey, hows my cripple cake !?

Cripple cake by aries:) March 31, 2009

cup cake meet 

Ricer Fest of the 21st century. Bunch of wanna-be's. Remember the Rice fest in the middle of the parking lots back in the day? Well.. they're back.. and they're "hella-flush"

Ricers of the 21st Century.

-Hey man, are you going to Cup Cake Meet?
-Yeah, I am rolling deep, damn those wheels are hella flush! and hella tight! hella hella hella awesome Scion TC with baller rims!

-Hey man, where did all the ricers go?
-CUP CAKE MEET. CCM TEXAS

cup cake meet by CCM FTW July 14, 2010

Pound Cake Dunk 

The act of performing a dunk in a basketball game, but not with force; laying the ball in over the front rim with two hands and lightly touching the rim.

That kid sucks, all he can do is pound cake dunk.

Pound Cake Dunk by Drummond is comin' July 30, 2010

Blue Cake Syndrome 

The feeling of longing for something, some great wonderful or exciting thing or event, without knowing what that thing is, or how to quell the feeling. Usually accompanied by either a near-total lack of energy or the presence of frantically aimless and possible self-destructive hyperactivity. Generally hangs around for a day to a couple weeks and makes everything kind of awful; very rarely is it resolved in a satisfying manner.

Originally referred to a blue cake seen on Star Trek: Voyager. (Making that cake and then eating it doesn't help cure the feeling.)

Oh man, I have Blue Cake Syndrome something awful today.
You're blue caking too, huh? I blame the weather.

Blue Cake Syndrome by tabbatsoli April 6, 2011

Bumpy Cake

Bumpy cake is a shaved vagina which has the misfortune to develop razor burn after the pubic hair has been removed.

After she shaved her pussy, it became bumpy cake.

Bumpy Cake by thelittlestendless July 22, 2011

bake my cake 

Another way of saying Make my day

Go ahead, bake my cake

bake my cake by somebodythatyouarenot November 8, 2013

Red Velvet Cake 

When a girl is on her period and she poops in her pants, so it mixes with her blood.

I pulled off brittany’s panties last night and he had a red velvet cake going on in there

Red Velvet Cake by Finger fuckin Vernie August 1, 2021