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Cakes' Sprinkle Beard

when you cum on your girl's face, then put sprinkles on it like Salt Bae
I busted nuts n gave shawty a cakes' sprinkle beard.
by Lux Tesla February 18, 2020
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Cake in the Conference Room

When one Homo Sapien and another Homo Sapien engage in Analingus at a regular day in the Office.
Courtney: Hey Kevin! I’ve got some Cake in the Conference Room for you! ;)
Kevin: Id love to engage in Analingus with you Courtney! Let me finish these files real quick and I’ll meet you in your office.
by BuckeloKentuckelo November 11, 2019
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Lava cake snaacpac

When a woman defecates on a man’s face and then continues to sit on his face so he can perform oral sex through the faeces.
As we proceeded to engage in the lava cake snaacpac he realised it was better in theory.
by blackmansdrinkscrew February 12, 2020
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first birthday cake

This cake is the dried and combined juices of both parents when a successful conception has occurred. It can be found anywhere and is not recommended for eating.
Two hours after confirmation that she was pregnant, Ashley finally washed her sheets and got rid of the first birthday cake.
by von groovy February 28, 2019
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Fat and Meat cake

layers of steak meat, scrumptiously lined with butter, mustard and olive oil, acting as a delectable icing, covered then in lard, then baked, serves 4

- 12Lbs Beef Tenderloin
-4oz Olive oil
- 1 Tub Margarine
- 1/2 Butter (Room Temperature)
-3 Tablespoon dijon mustard

1. Slice meat into 1 inch steaks

2. Combine moist ingredients

3. Preheat oven to 420

4.Layers steaks with the moist ingredients between each steaky cakey yummy gummy layer

5.Cook that hoe

6. Diatbetes, calling your doctor and checking your blood pressure
Karen: "Honey? , Is the Fat and Meat cake ready?"
Stan: "Yes Honey, should the Fat and Meat cake be rare or well done"
Karen: "Either is fine, this is the most complex double suicide i could think of"
by scarfomfmfmfmf November 25, 2021
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porcelain funnel cake

The name for a shit you have after lots of chinese, thai, and mexican food which burns like hell and has pee coming out with the long skinny shit. This shit floats as well as it sits in the bowl with pee that is a similar color to the oil used to make funnel cake. This is a painful experience but one to be proud of when completed.
Yo I just made a dope Porcelain funnel cake and i'm going to take a picture of it for instagram
by Dark Thiqq boy September 27, 2020
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Shaka doodle cakes

Its a typ=e of cake that goves u type 2 diabetes. Lol
Oops she go shaka doodle cakes
by holyballsshesdead! March 13, 2022
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