the long part of a duch that would normaly go in the vag but instead someone puts it up there ass to clean it out
by Jessica Souza November 9, 2006
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Seismologist 1: Oh my god! We have code red anal, I repeat, code red anal! Evacuate Hawaii before a oop attackhits them with g forces of an anal nuclear H bomb!
Seisomolgist 2: AHHH! The poo! Hit the deck and plug your assholes! This could get messy!
Seisomolgist 2: AHHH! The poo! Hit the deck and plug your assholes! This could get messy!
by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 6, 2004
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by INSERT CAREFULLY September 17, 2021
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