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American

ignorant, dumb, fat, and selfish things (, who care a lot about themselves and think they're the best).
Hi, I am American so I don't know basic things.
by A Really Smart Guy_ July 14, 2022
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Shirtless American

This is a self absorbed dumb ass heterosexual guy with a very low intelligence who walks around in public without a shirt on and wonders why other guys are looking him lustfully. He has no clue that not everyone in society is heterosexual and so he is baffled when other men look at him with lustful eyes. Also heterosexual guys and gay guys may have to divert their eyes when they see such a shirtless loser walking around. If a straight guy passes a self-absorbed shirtless guy he has to divert his eyes or else the shirtless dumbass might perceive him as "gay". If a gay guy walks by and perceives the shirtless loser, he might have to divert his eyes because the shirtless loser might not be someone he wants to sleep with.
Either way, whether you are straight, gay or bi no one wants to see a shirtless loser (AKA a shirtless American) walking around especially not in a foreign country where people have morals and basic decent standards.
by Bill Beef August 9, 2025
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American Roulette

Russian roulette but instead of putting one round and spin the cylinder, you take a semi-auto pistol, put one round in the magazine, load it in, and rack the slide.

guaranteed death unless its a dud, or just shoot at the opponent
drunk guy 1: Hey lets play Russian roulette
drunk guy 2: nah American roulette better
drunk guy 1: ok teach me how play
drunk guy 2: *pulls out a glock, loads one round into magazine, puts it in, racks the slide, shoots self*
*BOOM*
drunk guy 1: uhhhh.....guess I won?
by Unholy Saint January 2, 2024
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American Roulette

When you grab a cops gun and try to shoot yourself before another cop shoots you.
“Bro what happen to Jim, heard he went to the hospital

“Dude, he tried to play American Roulette”
by k1ng.k3rm1t February 6, 2024
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American Farming

when you fuck her in the ass and she shits on your dick and you take it out and fuck her pussy and add the seed
me and my wife went American farming last night
by Thanos101 February 18, 2020
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American goal

A soccer term describing one of three events:

1. A team scores a goal it doesn't deserve.

2. A team scores a goal in the literal last minute of the game.

3. A team scores a goal and has it disqualified for absolutely no reason.

Can also be used to describe achievements outside of soccer. Based on the USA team's 2010 World Cup performance.
Example:
Ghana could not score the American goal with a penalty kick during overtime, and lost the match to Uruguay in the penalty shoot out.

Example:
Bill: That new supervisor is an idiot. How'd he get this job?

Ted: He's the boss's son.

Bill: Way to score an American goal.
by jfalexander July 7, 2010
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These people are like if an Indian person and a black man were combined and they are a great kind of slave
Koyo Hendrick is a Native American / American Indian name that is very common and these kinds of people have long hair
by BBClover98 January 23, 2025
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