by roxyboboxy December 09, 2011
"Hey, have you met Tommy?"
"Oh yeah, at the party last night. That guy is a total douche space shuttle."
"Oh yeah, at the party last night. That guy is a total douche space shuttle."
by triangle77 February 21, 2014
Essentially a douchebag, but in a bigger, more badass, classy phrase.
Any drug that can be smoked, specifically weed or tobacco
Any drug that can be smoked, specifically weed or tobacco
Joey is a Big Bag Of Douche for shitting himself.
Gina has a Big Bag Of Douche were gunna smoke up at her party.
Gina has a Big Bag Of Douche were gunna smoke up at her party.
by sitting_goose_44_urmom December 15, 2009
Anybody who refuses to pay more then the bare minimum for a car so that whenever you buy a new car they can continually remind you that you overpaid. This also allows them to insinuate how hands on they are since they have to continually upkeep their POS.
“My brother in law Josh refuses to pay more then a $1,000 for a car so her can continually remind the family he hasn’t paid more then $1,000 for a car in years and that he works on his own cars. He’s a cheap-car-douche.”
by Sukudonym September 20, 2019
When a formerly sweet and slightly chubby guy gains a little muscle and turns into a total womanizing douche.
"Man, Ben used to be such a sweet guy."
"Yeah but then he got ripped and he's a total asshole."
"Definitely a case of Muscular Douche-trophy."
"Yeah but then he got ripped and he's a total asshole."
"Definitely a case of Muscular Douche-trophy."
by TheLassJessie July 15, 2018
A combination of the words 'dingle douche' and 'douche burger' to describe a person that is just so unbearably awful that nobody likes him/her.
by Mrs. Raechel Shiny May 31, 2011
These battles are more common in higher-class neighborhoods and wealthy communities. Basically anywhere where there is a high population of spoiled nicotine fiends that will pay you 50$ for a broken Vuse alto and a burnt piss pod. These battles begin with a minimum of 5 douche fluters, each douche fluter takes turns trying to output the biggest cloud of fruitiness possible. Once the battle is over, the douche fluters usually argue over whose cloud of queer was the biggest, the most common way to end one of these arguments is for all of the participating douche fluters to remove their pants and underwear, then they will determine the winner of the douche flute battle solely based on who has the biggest choad. This is the most efficient and effective way to end any douche flute argument. legend has it that the biggest choad ever recorded in the history of douche fluting was a whopping 2 inches long!!! douche fluters are commonly hated on for a variety of reasons and are often given nicknames by other people who do not approve of douche fluting. Some rather common names and terms include: fruity flutey 2.0, Fag with a drag, homo with a Novo, white dude with a My-Blu and Gay bitch with an Aegis...
Douche fluter - yo dawg, I just blew a four foot long cloud on 200 watts! this shits mad epic dawg....
Normal person - Huh, that's weird, when did they start making dildos that have screens and output vapor?
Douche fluter - I don't know brah, I just bought it from a website called www.doucheflutetoday.com, they had a crazy deal going on where if you buy two douche flutes, you get 50% off on a newer model that will be released shortly. they say this model is even bigger plus they added veins to the body of it as well as a new drip tip that resembles a foreskin!!!
It should be perfect for my next Douche flute battle!
Normal person - Huh, that's weird, when did they start making dildos that have screens and output vapor?
Douche fluter - I don't know brah, I just bought it from a website called www.doucheflutetoday.com, they had a crazy deal going on where if you buy two douche flutes, you get 50% off on a newer model that will be released shortly. they say this model is even bigger plus they added veins to the body of it as well as a new drip tip that resembles a foreskin!!!
It should be perfect for my next Douche flute battle!
by NDG123 January 20, 2022