by urbaneratti January 19, 2025

It was a cool summer night at Lake Swan. The Phillipi cabin-Grace, Kaiti, Brielle, Kaleigh, Ashley, Elaina, Mary, Jaina, Ginger, and Amelia-was settling down for a chill night filled with "wshwshwhsh" sounds, Chips Ahoy Cookies, and hand-written memes passed around the bunks. The air was filled with laughter and jokes that would be remembered long after...But oh, how that would change. Suddenly, Ashley let out an enormous scream. "A ROACH!!!!!!" the young teens looked towards the bunk that Brielle and Ashley shared and, sure enough, a big, shiny brown roach was scuttling around under the bed, hoping to snack on Brielle's store-bought cookies. Everyone screamed. Jaina, and Mary ran for the bathroom, Kaleigh and Ginger hid on their top bunks, Ashley and Brielle stayed put, Elaina watched contently, and Amelia grabbed bug spray and a shoe and screamed, "FIGHT LIKE A MAN!!!!!!!!". Kaiti and Grace shrieked as they attempted to find the horrendous bug, scurrying around under the bed. after an exhausting battle between man and bug, everyone crawled fearfully into their bunks. suddenly, Amelia bounced up and shouted, "I KNOW!!! LET'S NAME HIM!!!" Kaleigh asked, "what should we name him?" without hesitation, Amelia exclaimed, "Billy Bob Daniel!!!" and so his memory lives on. Billy Bob Daniel is not to be confused with Hitler Santa Claus, Huey, Dewey, or Lewey. Do NOT disrespect the roach, or he will come for you and your family's Chips Ahoy Cookies.
by Cinnamon_Girl 💛 October 29, 2021

A 100kg failure
by James Rodafriguez September 13, 2020

Bob is an adjective for describing the person as the coolest, most handsome, and to tell that they have the biggest tiddies and dick in the world
by Hdisnfuens January 17, 2023
