Dude rolls a messy J in the bathroom - goes outside for a toke and starts to spew esoteric bullshit to anyone who will listen.
by braille February 28, 2013
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Get the J-US mug.When a person leaves a big tip for a service worker but his/her friend or significant other takes it and leaves a smaller tip. (J Lo would do this when she was out with her husband and she’d take their big tip and swap it for $5)
by veiledxo December 15, 2022
Get the J Lo’d mug.Person 1 playing I wanna lockpick: Yo Person 2, I got 1. j keys
Person 2 watching: wait what?? how is that possible???
Person 2 watching: wait what?? how is that possible???
by mreatha February 4, 2025
Get the 1. j mug.A nickname for Jeremy;
that one kid who can be very rude at times, but is loving to the people he holds close to his heart.
that one kid who can be very rude at times, but is loving to the people he holds close to his heart.
by uknomem8 February 12, 2018
Get the J-remy mug.someone is considered a mary if they purchase an iconic shirt with none other than our lord and saviour, mary j blige, on it and it becomes the only thing they wear everytime they exit their house. if they meet this criteria, they will therefore be renamed mary and their original birth name will nullify.
person 1: babe is that steph over there?
person 2: no you dirty bum bitch, have you seen her outfit? that's mary j blige.
person 2: no you dirty bum bitch, have you seen her outfit? that's mary j blige.
by babefest July 17, 2021
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