I don't even

A phrase originating on the internet used to express complete and utter shock or not knowing what to say
Person 1 : OH MY GOD A CAT IS PULLING A WATERMELON OUT OF A SPACESHIP
You: OMG WHUT I DON'T EVEN
by QUIIIII October 21, 2009
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I/S regulars

The most common people that lurk the ever-popular message board on Neopets. (Ideas/Suggestions)
Some of these people include Pavel (king), Fluffy (queen) Bridget, Alex, Lauren, Zaf, Andrew, Chained, Dragon, and MANY others.

These people can kick your arse. (:
n00b: omgz twilight!11!11!!!1!!1ONE!!1!
(I/S Regulars)
Pavel: That book is entirely overrated.
Fluffy: *insert phrase of pwnage here*
Lauren: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Chained: Heh, that book is an excellent source of *insert clever pun here*
n00b: ):
by Kim Kardashian January 8, 2009
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can i tap that

Its a game you text someone and ask them "can i tap that" and you see what they say. If your good enought you might get laid. If your not then it will still be funny.
Me: When can i tap that ?
Her: I told you once, if you text my girlfriend again I'm gonna destroy you.
Me: This isn't Beth?
Her: No it's her boyfriend asshole.
Me: Could you ask her for me?
by lilnathan March 23, 2010
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I pulled a boner

Around 1940 and after, "a boner" was a screw up or mistake. So, to "pull a boner" was to make a mistake. Don't say "I pulled a boner" to your Teacher or Boss or police. they'll punnish you for that. If you're brave, you could try it with anyone else.
Wife- why'd you eat my cake?? I was saving that!

husband- "sorry Dear. I pulled a boner."
by mr. stuart April 21, 2006
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I want you

Girl: I want you right now baby!
Guy: Sure thing sweetie, I got the rubbers right here...
by Mike September 1, 2005
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I love you

A common saying that is said between a male and a female that are both in a serious relationship together.
I love you...Please don't ever leave me.

I know it may seem a little too early to be saying this, but I want to say this now before it's too late. I love you.

We've only been dating for a couple of months, but girl I love you.

You make me happy. I love you.
by The Hit September 7, 2009
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I LOVE LEAN

The act of 2 men dripping lean into eachothers anal hole and drinking in then kissing while said lean is in the mouth and sucking eachother off screaming “I LOVE LEAN”
Yo bro wannaI LOVE LEAN” Later?
by Zucchinis February 12, 2022
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