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Jake

Just a guy, he plays drums and bass, likes video games and movies, shoots guns and likes cars, listens to heavy metal and jazz and everything in between. He’s just a dude.
Girl: “He Abbey, I think Jake likes you.”
Abbey: “Nah he’s just a guy. We’re cool.”
by gfuel enthusiast April 25, 2022
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Jake's Memes

Unoriginal, unfunny, and generally lacking in humorous qualities
Random Person: Jake's Memes are so bad
Random Person 2: you right
by UnpluggedToaster October 27, 2019
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jake and josie

jake and josie is a couple that love eachother deeply till death does them part they talk to each other alot and lean on each other no one comes between them thry stay strong even in the worse times they have had there ups and downs but still love each other
jake and josie will love each other forever
by Jake3653 September 19, 2020
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Jake

Has a MASSIVE schlong. Like holy shit how does it even get that big ( and this isnt even when its hard may i add). If you ever get to fuck one of these majestic creatures, then you must have an asshole of steel cause it will be decimated once hes done with you.
AAAAAHHHHHH MY ASSHOLE JUST GOT BLOWN OFF BY A JAKE.
by SamPFucker69 April 27, 2023
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